What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
has science gone too far
'White Castle' by Yuri Shwedoff
I HATE THIS
Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete
he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue
"yo pass me the weed",
I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross
wow seaweed’s got some haters
Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.