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sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

canarylex:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

majiinboo:

NOOOOOOO!

oh.. my…. godddddddddd ….

bruh wtf

canarylex:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

majiinboo:

NOOOOOOO!

oh.. my…. godddddddddd ….

bruh wtf

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

you: hey nice shirt
me: thanks im gay
ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far

amazinghazing:

Herndon!

stunningpicture:

'White Castle' by Yuri Shwedoff

stunningpicture:

'White Castle' by Yuri Shwedoff

susemoji:

I HATE THIS

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals


#scroll out#reveal the giant squirrel pulling her strings

mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

pearswhy:

he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue

punkables:

emoplantblogger:

punkables:

"yo pass me the weed",

image

you’re welcome

I’ve eaten this before and it’s so gross

wow seaweed’s got some haters

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.

ktmakesart:

Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.